TASK 1: GET A LIFE

Honestly,i can't understand what Prof. David Crystal talk about. Maybe he use different slang like American's slang. He talk very fast and i can't catch up what he say.. When I read the tapescript, there are a lot of new word like jocular,unfulfilling,degoratory and others. So, i use the dictionary to search the meaning. Now, i know what he said. Get a life is mean the person must to have a good life and make the dreams come true.